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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

14.06.2025 12:24

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Sure no problem officer.

When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Yes sir it is.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

If Donald Trump is so evil and Joe Biden is so good why is Trump the one selflessly providing Bibles for the needy while Biden doesn't? Why doesn't Biden care for America's spiritually needy people as much as Trump?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What are some tips for making your husband fall madly in love with you again after going through the worst phase of your marriage?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What should every American know before traveling to the UK?

After a few moments he returns.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?

{RING} {RING}

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.